1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,269 Viewers like you make this program possible. 2 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:05,339 Support your local PBS station. 3 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:29,997 Go forth from this world and the love of God who created you. 4 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:34,168 {\an8} In the mercy of Jesus Christ, who redeemed you in the power 5 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,551 {\an8} of the Holy Spirit who strengthens you 6 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,572 May you dwell this day in peace. 7 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:44,345 My dream. 8 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,579 I think I've cracked it. 9 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:48,449 The bed. I'm praying, 10 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:51,519 {\an8}Oh, the one where someone's dying. 11 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,919 {\an8}The thing is, I don't think anyone 12 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,150 {\an8}is dying, that's not what it's about. 13 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,492 {\an8}It's about looking to the light. 14 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:01,416 {\an8}It's God telling me to... to walk in the light with him. 15 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:05,399 {\an8}(OVEN BUZZES) 16 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:09,837 {\an8}And so, with the light of God in mind, you've made... 17 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,477 Shepherd's pie. Shepherd's pie, right? 18 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:17,650 For Raymond and Marcus. 19 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:24,051 {\an8}You trying to speed a dying man along Alphy? 20 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,584 {\an8}You can't feed him that. 21 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:28,456 {\an8}Roast beef. 22 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,024 {\an8}All the trimmings. 23 00:01:30,025 --> 00:01:31,157 {\an8}Raymond's favourite. 24 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:33,627 {\an8}That's very kind of you, Mrs C. 25 00:01:33,628 --> 00:01:34,727 {\an8}See, I'd best get over. 26 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:37,898 {\an8}No doubt there's a pile of washing waiting for me. 27 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,934 Leonard, you're a wonderful man. 28 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:42,970 But it's what we do, isn't it? God's work? 29 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:46,422 Er... 30 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:53,314 I don't mean to intrude, Alphy. 31 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,382 But you're going to anyway. 32 00:01:55,416 --> 00:02:00,020 All this with your mother, your brother. 33 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,390 Go on, just say it. 34 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:05,392 - What? - I told you so. 35 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:09,096 No, I would never. 36 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,966 That's an awful thing to say. 37 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,634 It must be a terrible shock. 38 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:17,338 Mrs C, thank you for your concern. 39 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:20,574 But I'm fine. Honestly. They're not my family. 40 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:22,409 Not really. 41 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,494 You are. 42 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:27,948 And Leonard, and... and Geordie, and the church. 43 00:02:27,949 --> 00:02:30,316 This... this is where I'm meant to be. 44 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,819 Grantchester. 45 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,890 I did tell you, though, didn't I? 46 00:02:49,103 --> 00:02:50,153 Can, er- 47 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,906 {\an8}Don't even ask. 48 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,007 {\an8}Ask what? 49 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,540 {\an8}Can you sew this for me? 50 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,578 Yeah. But can you, though, please? 51 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,947 For the last time, I'm not a seamstress. 52 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:03,217 {\an8}I'm a businesswoman who's up to her eyes in order forms 53 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:05,110 {\an8}and invoices that don't add up. 54 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:08,938 {\an8}(SIGHS) 55 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:10,940 {\an8}You nervous? 56 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:12,493 {\an8}No. 57 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,429 {\an8}How many ciggies have you had? 58 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:16,597 Five. 59 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,065 You're nervous. 60 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,600 I hate this kind of thing, Cath. 61 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:22,570 - You know, hobnobbing. - Hmm. 62 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:25,406 You know, making small talk with the bosses. 63 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,908 Trying to remember the names of their wives. 64 00:03:27,942 --> 00:03:30,210 How can I never remember their names? 65 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:32,880 Linda, Bertha, Marjorie, Clara. 66 00:03:32,909 --> 00:03:35,582 That's what I'll be there for. 67 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:39,186 I'll distract them with some jolly chat. 68 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,089 You can do the rounds, then we'll sneak home, 69 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:44,291 put on our Jim Jams, job done. 70 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:46,493 There's Linda, Bertha, 71 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:48,596 Marjorie. 72 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:50,531 - Clara! - Clara. 73 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,650 Mmm. 74 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,482 What would I do without you? 75 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,240 I'm not sewing that button. 76 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:01,909 - Worth a try. - Yeah. 77 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:03,393 (CHUCKLES) 78 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:10,284 Morning. How are you? 79 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:11,452 I'm fine. 80 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,553 How are you? 81 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:17,124 You still haven't told Larry, have you? 82 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:18,847 I'm waiting for the right moment. 83 00:04:18,848 --> 00:04:21,494 He'll get the shock of his life 84 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,162 when you come home from the shops one day 85 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:26,113 with a sack of spuds under one arm and a baby under the other. 86 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,438 When are you going to tell Alphy about the promotion? 87 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:32,539 Well, I'm just... 88 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,876 waiting for the right moment 89 00:04:35,877 --> 00:04:37,410 He'll get the shock of his life when he turns up 90 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:38,444 to play detective one day 91 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,413 and you're off hobnobbing with the top brass. 92 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,016 - Morning, boss. - Morning. 93 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,151 Just tell him. 94 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:47,521 - Morning. - Just tell him then. 95 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:49,156 Oh, what's all this? 96 00:04:49,157 --> 00:04:50,356 There's a thing this evening. 97 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,327 It's a do. Yeah, boring drinks. 98 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,628 - Nothing special. - Mm. 99 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:56,230 - Can I come? - No, 100 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:58,565 I was only joking. 101 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,100 (PHONE RINGING) 102 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,037 Cambridgeshire Police. 103 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:06,340 - I'm fine, by the way. - Good. 104 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:08,308 Just in case you were gonna ask. 105 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:09,410 I wasn't, but... 106 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:11,812 I had the dream again. 107 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,049 That bloody dream. 108 00:05:15,050 --> 00:05:18,418 It's all this upset with your mother. 109 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:19,553 - Mira. - Mira. 110 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,622 - Sorry. - No, no, it's good. 111 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,323 I feel really good about it all. 112 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,174 I feel like, uh, 113 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,177 well, I feel like doing God's work. 114 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:30,164 And so you came here. 115 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,466 Well, this is God's work. 116 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,436 - You're at a loose end. - A little bit. 117 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,938 - You want a lunchtime pint? - A little bit. 118 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,074 We got a body, boss. 119 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,497 Sounds like one of your lot. 120 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,911 My lot? 121 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,119 Poor guy. 122 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:54,822 - I'm sure I've seen him before. - Where? 123 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,192 I don't know, I can't put my finger on it. 124 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:03,597 Hmm... there's no obvious marks on him, no blood. 125 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:06,500 He's soaking wet. 126 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:11,839 Has he taken a dunk in there? 127 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,108 Do you think he was drowned? 128 00:06:15,309 --> 00:06:16,543 And then what? 129 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:19,379 Someone dragged him up here and left his body. 130 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,115 No drag marks on the ground. 131 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,150 Been here a few hours by the looks of it. 132 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:27,988 King James. 133 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:30,524 Bible is a bible, isn't it? 134 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:33,327 Well, my congregation uses the New English version, 135 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,395 King James is the traditional version. 136 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:38,432 New English is the more modern, more natural. 137 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:40,901 So, this fella liked things old fashioned then. 138 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,156 Mm. 139 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,543 "Bishop Grey... 140 00:06:50,438 --> 00:06:55,448 {\an8}Bishop Grey cordially invites the clergymen 141 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:58,252 {\an8}off the Ely Diocese to a weekend retreat 142 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:01,455 on the theme of Christian Relevance in the Modern Age." 143 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,857 Christian Relevance? 144 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,625 There's an oxymoron, if ever I heard one. 145 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,328 A space for reflection and spiritual renewal. 146 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,169 {\an8}It's at the bishop's palace. 147 00:07:11,170 --> 00:07:13,199 It's happening this weekend. 148 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,250 It's happening now. 149 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,285 You know about this? 150 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,007 No, I didn't get an invite. 151 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,010 So how come he's got one? 152 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,915 If this is the Bishop's house, I'm in the wrong game. 153 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:34,955 I've never seen so many. 154 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,323 Not all in one place. 155 00:07:36,324 --> 00:07:39,525 Now it looks like the Bishop's invited everyone. 156 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,295 Except you, Alphy. 157 00:07:42,396 --> 00:07:44,264 Alphy, my boy. 158 00:07:45,399 --> 00:07:46,449 Ugh. 159 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,602 Excuse me. 160 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:51,872 Alphy. 161 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,309 Alphy. 162 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,093 My lord. 163 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,913 Gentlemen. 164 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:02,883 Right vicar's tea party you got going here, hmm? 165 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,117 A spiritual retreat. 166 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:05,686 For? 167 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:09,489 Well, a select few of the Bishop's favourite vicars. 168 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,624 It's so nice to see you made the list too, Alphy. 169 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,961 How are you? 170 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:17,464 New, interesting fact about me, I've learned to play the guitar. 171 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,899 Not now, David. 172 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,400 No. 173 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:29,843 Odd you didn't receive your invitation, Alphy. 174 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:30,944 Yes, very odd. 175 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,880 Lost in the post maybe. 176 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,851 Well, you're here now, come and get yourself a sherry. 177 00:08:37,852 --> 00:08:39,886 I'm sure we can find you a spare room somewhere. 178 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,488 Oh, well, thank you. 179 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,424 I would invite you to stay, Constable Keating- 180 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:47,494 Inspector Keating. 181 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:51,265 I remember. Very well. And Constable Peters? 182 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,500 - Sergeant. - Yeah, he's a sergeant now. 183 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,503 - Vicar. - (CLEARS THROAT) Bishop. 184 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,305 He's a bishop. 185 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,041 He knows very well. 186 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:04,444 I'm afraid there's going to have to be a pause to proceedings. 187 00:09:04,445 --> 00:09:06,078 A body was found not a mile from here 188 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,515 in suspicious circumstances. 189 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,350 And on that body was a Bible. 190 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:14,988 And an invitation to this event. 191 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:19,359 So you have a dead man with a clearly stolen Bible. 192 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:23,363 I think this is a classic case of "must do better," Constable. 193 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,238 That was rude. 194 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,501 You stay here and keep your ear to the ground. 195 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,264 Well, you can't seriously think... 196 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,950 You can't seriously think this death was down to one of them. 197 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,918 They're vicars. 198 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:46,485 And I've known an awful lot of vicars. 199 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,221 Me too. 200 00:09:48,222 --> 00:09:49,488 You look out for anything suspicious. 201 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,958 Well, there won't be anything suspicious to look out for. 202 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,193 Then we'll rule out a few suspects, won't we? 203 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,595 Just find out what you can. 204 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,497 Enjoy your boring work do. 205 00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:58,832 Likewise. 206 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,904 Hmm, not too much, though. 207 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,449 Hi. 208 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,817 Hi. 209 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:18,952 Hi. 210 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,287 Hi. 211 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,522 The boy's an amateur. 212 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:25,058 I've been relegated to the servant's quarters. 213 00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:27,193 That's a shame. 214 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,862 It really isn't. 215 00:10:28,863 --> 00:10:30,229 Everywhere I look, there's a vicar. 216 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,263 We're not that bad, are we? 217 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,866 Not that bad? 218 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,068 (CHUCKLES) Let's see. There's Jerry, 219 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:38,238 who stinks of cigarettes, and existential angst. 220 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:41,141 Andrew, who believes he's God's gift to womankind, 221 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,076 and then there's David. 222 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,013 He's learning the guitar. 223 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,447 So I hear. 224 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:51,118 I'd say enjoy, but he's planning a recital later. 225 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,219 Oh. 226 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,923 - How's your mum? - Well, um... 227 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,492 Oh, I'm sorry. 228 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,394 How was your date? 229 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,396 Dull as dishwater. 230 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,897 I'm sorry to hear that. 231 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,032 Are you? 232 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,901 - Not particularly. - Alphy. 233 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,008 Try not to annoy him. 234 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,092 No promises. 235 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,246 John will show you to your room. 236 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,081 Have you met Mr Kottaram, John? 237 00:11:21,082 --> 00:11:22,214 Haven't had the pleasure. 238 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,351 Alphy. Please. How do you do? 239 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:28,855 John Planer is going to be our new vicar in Fen Ditton. 240 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,157 Recently returned from a mission in Tanganyika. 241 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,592 Wow. 242 00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:36,196 Showing African orphans the way of our heavenly Father, 243 00:11:36,197 --> 00:11:37,997 Tell them how many baptisms you did. 244 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,633 Oh, gosh. Hard to say. 245 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,201 Somewhere in the 50s. 246 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,903 An extraordinary achievement. 247 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,321 - Shall we? - Yeah. 248 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,278 This place, hey? 249 00:11:51,279 --> 00:11:54,180 I bet the cost of running it could feed 250 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,816 100 people in Tanganyika. 251 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,984 Oh, and the rest. 252 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,988 Did you hear about the body? 253 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:04,324 I did, yes. 254 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,425 Awful business. 255 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,130 Were you here this morning? 256 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,933 With the Bishop. He and I prayed together. 257 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,425 You're checking my alibi, aren't you? 258 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,907 - Sorry, I didn't mean to. - Don't apologise. 259 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,875 I've heard all about your criminal endeavours. 260 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,343 But it certainly makes a change 261 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,011 from the tedious chitchat thus far. 262 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,848 (CHUCKLES) 263 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,584 - How's he been? - Awful. Everyone to a man 264 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,552 tried to curry favour with the Bishop. 265 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,155 (SCOFFS) Well, I won't be doing that. 266 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,238 Glad to hear it. 267 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,892 He's put you in the box room. 268 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,861 Of course he has. 269 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:42,978 Have mine. 270 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,366 Oh. You sure? 271 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,101 I have a feeling it'll annoy him. 272 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,037 Good luck with the sleuthing. 273 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,473 Go easy on us vicars. 274 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,347 I see. 275 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,815 Thank you very much. Bye. 276 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,052 Coroner. 277 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,187 Water in his lungs. 278 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,156 Poor man drowned. 279 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,291 But he wasn't found in the water. 280 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:14,094 Must mean someone drowned him and then left him 281 00:13:14,095 --> 00:13:15,427 where anyone could find him. 282 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,230 It doesn't make any sense. 283 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,603 Larry. 284 00:13:23,604 --> 00:13:25,638 You know how we always tell each other everything? 285 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,274 I knew it. 286 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,342 I knew I recognised him. 287 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,078 Been in here, drunk, a fair few times over the years. 288 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,814 He was always causing trouble at one of the churches. 289 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,316 He's homeless. 290 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,952 Martin Mallon. 291 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,253 See what I can find on him. 292 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,831 All of a sudden, she pops the question. 293 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,204 - I didn't know what to do. - Really? 294 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,539 So I said to her, I said, "Mavis, 295 00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:03,109 this is the third proposal of marriage I've had this year." 296 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,276 - Alphy. - Incorrigible. 297 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,978 Poor woman. She was terribly upset. 298 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,247 But what's the chap to do? 299 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,270 What's the betting Mavis is in her 80s? 300 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,518 (CHUCKLES) 301 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:13,118 So, what brought you back to England? 302 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:16,189 Well, he'd had enough of the Lord's work in Africa. 303 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,693 It was time we British had his light shine upon us. 304 00:14:18,694 --> 00:14:20,192 Yes. 305 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,963 Did I mention I've been learning the guitar? 306 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,397 Several times, David. 307 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,500 So, old chap, what are your ideas for relevance? 308 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,038 - Er, relevance? - In Grantchester. 309 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:35,275 We've all been asked to pitch our ideas. I have a plethora. 310 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,077 Andrew certainly does. 311 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:45,085 Well, as you know, last year I hosted an Easter family service. 312 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,120 Fifty souls saved in Africa. 313 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,389 Versus some choccy eggs. 314 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,558 Sounds fun. 315 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,394 It was great fun. 316 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,263 I'm so sorry. Er... 317 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,231 I just... Sorry. 318 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,268 Might I have a word, My Lord? 319 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:06,406 - Of course. - Um, in private if I may? 320 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,074 If you must. 321 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,477 Let's go to my office, Jerry. 322 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,051 I have been toying with the idea of an a cappella choir. 323 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,520 Oh, goodness me, leave the poor man alone. 324 00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:22,087 Your nose will be browner than his 325 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,857 at the rate you're carrying on. 326 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,158 Say that again. 327 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,231 Music. Music is the key 328 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,966 to evangelism, I'm telling you. 329 00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:37,002 Heaven forbid, we're not gonna have to listen 330 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,139 to John of the jungle bleating on are we? 331 00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,139 Well, let's just hope 332 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,409 there's some exotic totty on display, eh? 333 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,732 Otherwise, this is going to be interminable. 334 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,283 Oh, don't you look lovely. 335 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,951 Is that a button hanging up? 336 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,253 Yes. 337 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,988 Don't look at me. 338 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,057 I'm gonna be late at this rate. 339 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,059 And Cathy will be waiting for me. 340 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:01,894 Do we have the postmortem back yet? 341 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:06,066 All in hand, Boss, should be with us first thing tomorrow. 342 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,689 Maybe I could pull the thread through or something. 343 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,604 Is that the phone? Better get the phone. 344 00:16:24,704 --> 00:16:28,053 You've only got yourself to blame. 345 00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,588 Why did you let Larry anywhere near you? 346 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,324 You can talk. 347 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,893 But, Christ on a bike. 348 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,962 - You're nervous, aren't you? - No, 349 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,165 How many ciggies have you had? 350 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,279 None of your business. 351 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,507 You really want this job, don't you? 352 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,442 Tell Larry about the baby. 353 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,047 You really want this job. 354 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,340 And now you're terrified. 355 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,066 I'm right, aren't I? 356 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,821 You generally are, Miss Scott. 357 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,173 You generally are. 358 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,384 Honestly, it's hard to get through a service 359 00:17:10,385 --> 00:17:12,564 - without propositioning me. - ALPHY: Jeremy. 360 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,001 - Can I have a word? - I bet you have your 361 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,964 fair share of admirers, Alphy old boy. 362 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,606 In your congregation, I mean. 363 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:23,209 Uh, well, I don't really, erm... 364 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,311 - Fish in that pond? - No. 365 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,313 Sensible. 366 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:33,153 Gloria bakes me endless cakes, and Cynthia is very forthcoming 367 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:37,157 with the crochet, scarves, gloves, you name it. 368 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,560 And then, of course, there's Vera. 369 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,163 Every time I look across the pews, 370 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:47,500 I see her hanging off my every word with such... 371 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,803 adoration. 372 00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:52,405 (CLEARS THROAT) 373 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,542 If you'll excuse me. 374 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,160 Yeah, of course. 375 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,281 Just because there's a pond 376 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,244 doesn't mean you have to fish, Andrew. 377 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,085 Just a thought. 378 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,993 ANDREW: Not here. 379 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,971 (THUD) 380 00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:37,082 I'm sorry. 381 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,486 I thought you said... (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 382 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,154 There was just too many people. 383 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,616 Huh. 384 00:18:54,617 --> 00:18:57,069 Well, you're missing a button. 385 00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:58,538 I'm aware of that. Thank you. 386 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:02,842 Inspector Keating. 387 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,546 Very smart. 388 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,414 Not the only ones with fancy getup. 389 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:12,552 If I or my clergy had any information 390 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,988 that could assist you with your inquiries, 391 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:18,224 I- they would have already come forward. 392 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,592 Is that so? 393 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,061 I of all people know how precious your time is. 394 00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:24,597 How thoughtful of you. 395 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,834 As leaders of the church and leaders 396 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,503 of the state respectively, 397 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:34,107 we must be judicious with where we place our energies. 398 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,441 I could not agree more. 399 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:38,144 Shall we, gentlemen? I won't keep you, Bishop. 400 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,879 I know how precious your time is. 401 00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:48,121 Tell me about the soggy dress. 402 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,223 - Cassock. - Cassock? 403 00:19:53,372 --> 00:19:56,562 We didn't do anything. Not really. 404 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,398 - Well, not me anyway. Well. - David! 405 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,836 I'm gonna ask one more time, fellas, 406 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,798 then I'm afraid it's down the station. 407 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,109 Imagine what the Bishop would think. 408 00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:11,109 Andrew got into a fight with Martin Mallon. 409 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,278 It wasn't a fight. 410 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,047 What was it, then? 411 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:18,284 I was on my way here when Martin appeared. 412 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,987 - He followed you, then? - I don't know. 413 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,590 I told him I didn't wish to speak to him. 414 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:24,857 Why not? 415 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,460 Martin owed me money. 416 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,303 My church had given him a donation, 417 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,164 a sizable donation. 418 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:34,000 And... (CLEARS THROAT) 419 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,502 for one reason or another, I need it back. 420 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,906 It's a funny kind of donation. 421 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,307 One where you ask for it back. 422 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:46,546 It was a large sum, given without my knowledge, 423 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,015 You said needed. What did you need the money for? 424 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:57,323 I may have slightly overspent on the ministry budget. 425 00:20:57,357 --> 00:21:00,827 Eighteen karat gold chalices tend to have that effect. 426 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,529 Out of anger, 427 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,065 upset, he pushed me in the river. 428 00:21:06,285 --> 00:21:09,568 Mr Mallon pushed you in the river? 429 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,170 - Yes. - Not the other way round. 430 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,940 No, he was already soaked to the skin. 431 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,542 - Why? - I didn't stop to ask. 432 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,986 You didn't think he might have needed your help. 433 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,512 Andrew's not the only one 434 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:23,116 to have suffered under Martin Mallon. 435 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,985 He's been a nuisance to many a vicar in the diocese. 436 00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:27,920 And you? 437 00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:29,621 Where do you come into all of this? 438 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:33,092 I just tried and failed to hide Andrew's cassock. 439 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,196 (STAMMERS) And why would you do that for him? 440 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,798 We read theology together. 441 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,135 Andrew is a good man 442 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,218 despite a few wrong turns here and there. 443 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,606 That's what we do. 444 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,075 We look after one another, don't we? 445 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,945 Not at the expense of the truth. 446 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,550 Bloody vicars. 447 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,852 Took the words right out of my mouth. 448 00:21:59,853 --> 00:22:01,119 - Thanks for your time. - You're welcome. 449 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,188 Of course. 450 00:22:02,189 --> 00:22:06,158 Most of them have an alibi, though I'm starting to forget 451 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:09,829 which ones I've spoken to, they all look alike to me. 452 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:13,266 How is it that a drowned man got into a fight, 453 00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:16,502 walked into the woods and then died? 454 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,870 Could be delayed drowning. 455 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,474 Could be, Larry. 456 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,076 Could be. 457 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,011 Delayed drowning? 458 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:29,048 Water gets in the lungs. He walks away, fine and dandy. 459 00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:31,851 Then bam, an hour later, dead as a doornail. 460 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:36,355 I think you're on to something, Larry. 461 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,024 Nothing gets past me these days. 462 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:43,563 Er, we got a name, by the way, the fella who used 463 00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:45,864 to bring Martin Mallon into the police station 464 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:49,335 when he was short of a place to sleep, he was a vicar. 465 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,171 You know a Reverend Jerry? 466 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,241 I know a Jerry. 467 00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:56,576 He's here. 468 00:22:56,577 --> 00:22:58,877 Let's have a word then, shall we? 469 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,279 I'll do it. 470 00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:01,848 Cathy will be waiting. 471 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,850 I can keep looking into things here. 472 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,319 You've got to do to get to. 473 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,019 Enjoy your evening being patronised 474 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,522 by boring old duffers. 475 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,258 Likewise, Geordie. Likewise. 476 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:17,363 God forgive me. 477 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,333 God forgive me. 478 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,239 God forgive me. 479 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:31,043 (DOOR CLOSES) 480 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,048 Why do you need forgiveness? 481 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,256 Oh, it's silly, really. 482 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,594 You knew Martin Mallon. 483 00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:51,597 You'd offload him on the police, wouldn't you, Jerry? 484 00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:54,066 He came to my church a few times. 485 00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:59,338 I pride myself on a warm environment 486 00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:00,807 where anyone is welcome. 487 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:02,575 But Mr Mallon... 488 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,912 was oftentimes difficult. 489 00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,048 In what way? 490 00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:12,351 He was unkempt, drank heavily. 491 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,990 So you called the police on him. 492 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:19,859 At least that way I knew he had a roof 493 00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,212 over his head for the night. 494 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,832 You could have found him a roof over his head. 495 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:30,236 I tried my best to help him, but his problems were beyond 496 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,171 my faculties. 497 00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:34,273 Truthfully, I was overwhelmed. 498 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,375 He would come to my house. 499 00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:41,581 I think he stole my invitation, followed me here. 500 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:44,550 Did you hurt him, Jerry? 501 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:45,952 No! 502 00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:48,503 I just... 503 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,859 I just told him to leave me alone. 504 00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:55,427 Did it ever occur to you that he was crying out for your help? 505 00:24:55,428 --> 00:25:01,434 I have never felt more guilt or sorrow for anything in my life. 506 00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:04,270 If I'd helped him, none of this would have happened. 507 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,974 I even tried to speak to the Bishop about it. 508 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:12,411 You spoke to the Bishop? 509 00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:14,547 Of course. 510 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:16,816 The Bishop will forgive me, won't he? 511 00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:21,020 He's forgiven far worse. 512 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:26,859 Precious. 513 00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:30,196 P-R-E-C... 514 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:34,867 I-O-U-S. 515 00:25:35,601 --> 00:25:36,969 Excellent. 516 00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:39,438 Can we have a game of cricket now, please? 517 00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:40,840 We most certainly can. 518 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,009 Why don't you go and set up the wickets, 519 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,844 and I'll be along in just a jiffy? 520 00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:56,555 Now, is there anything else I can get for you, Marcus? 521 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:00,526 I'm gonna die. 522 00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:04,830 I'm going to die a sinner. 523 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,802 I've done terrible things, 524 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,571 broken moments left and right. 525 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:14,273 We're all sinners, Marcus. 526 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,542 But God loves us anyway. 527 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:19,145 I promise you he forgives. 528 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:21,029 He does. 529 00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:24,483 But you mustn't fear death 530 00:26:24,517 --> 00:26:28,821 because you're going home to the Lord. 531 00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:30,294 It's not death that scares me. 532 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,225 Who's gonna love my son? 533 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:37,296 There's no one to watch out for him. 534 00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:39,899 To see him safe, to see him happy, 535 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,133 makes me so damn angry. 536 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:43,903 Raymond will be taken care of. 537 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:47,440 - You can't promise that. - I bloody well can and I will. 538 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:50,376 I'll see he's safe. 539 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:51,544 I'll see he's happy. 540 00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:53,012 How? 541 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:55,381 I don't know. I'll... 542 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:57,383 I'll find a way. 543 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,842 One day, he's gonna forget me, Leonard. 544 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,890 He could never forget you. 545 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:08,094 He's a part of you, and you're a part of him. 546 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:11,097 You made him who he is. 547 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,966 A lovely little boy with... 548 00:27:15,601 --> 00:27:19,538 a wonderful naughty streak and a vicious kick. 549 00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:20,906 (CHUCKLES) 550 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,449 He can never forget you. 551 00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:27,213 You're his whole world. 552 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:29,815 And that world will live on. 553 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:32,918 It'll wrap him up in love, 554 00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:36,789 even if you can't anymore. 555 00:27:45,398 --> 00:27:48,300 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 556 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,503 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 557 00:27:53,472 --> 00:27:54,907 Oh, hello. 558 00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:55,990 How are you? 559 00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:01,147 - Er, Keating? - Hmm? 560 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:05,818 Me? 561 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:07,119 Well, who else? 562 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,072 Ta very much. 563 00:28:11,957 --> 00:28:13,007 (CLEARS THROAT) 564 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:15,361 How are you? 565 00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:19,999 Oh, you know, 566 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,033 it's a bit of a tricky case on at the moment, but... 567 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:26,038 But somehow Inspector Keating always solves it. 568 00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:28,662 - Something like that. - You know something about it. 569 00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:31,358 I've always admired you, Keating. 570 00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:34,613 You have? 571 00:28:34,647 --> 00:28:37,183 Your work, your dedication and loyalty 572 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:41,387 to the force over the years has been nothing but exemplary. 573 00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:46,379 But thank God we finally got you out of that terrible suit. 574 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:52,398 Don't tell them I told you. 575 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,365 But the higher ups are all very much on board 576 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,901 for your promotion. 577 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:58,596 It's a done deal, Keating. 578 00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:04,810 Thank you. 579 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:08,414 Thank you very much, sir. 580 00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:11,283 It's only what you deserve. 581 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:14,120 And if you ask me where you belong. 582 00:29:14,121 --> 00:29:16,287 Now, why haven't you got a glass in your hand? 583 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:17,890 Excuse me. Excuse me. 584 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:21,360 One for you and one for your beautiful wife. 585 00:29:21,393 --> 00:29:22,928 Where is Mrs Keating? 586 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:26,365 Oh, she'll be along any minute now. 587 00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:28,400 Let me introduce you to my wife. 588 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:30,569 Clara. 589 00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:33,072 Clara. Yes, very good. Well remembered. 590 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,155 Clara, you remember... 591 00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:41,547 You could reach �500 in sales before you know it. 592 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:43,949 Will we? 593 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:45,363 Well, the rate you're going. 594 00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:48,689 What will you do when you reach a thousand? 595 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:50,923 Oh, I don't know. 596 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,092 Party, balloons. 597 00:29:53,093 --> 00:29:54,893 I could jump out of a big old cake if you like. 598 00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:56,295 - Ta-da! - (CHUCKLES) 599 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:57,930 You're a card, you are. 600 00:29:57,963 --> 00:29:59,265 (LAUGHS) 601 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,443 Seriously though. (CLEARS THROAT) 602 00:30:02,444 --> 00:30:05,403 Where would you like to be at the end of all this? 603 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:08,607 Oh. Are you carting me off to the knackers yard already? 604 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:11,877 Mm, hardly. No, I'm just interested. 605 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:15,080 Once you've made your fortune, where do you see yourself? 606 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:17,516 (SIGHS) 607 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:21,887 Geordie and I always talked about retiring by the coast, 608 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:25,958 hobbling along Brighton Pier, sharing a pot of cockles. 609 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:29,195 I didn't ask about Geordie, I asked about Cathy. 610 00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:31,797 What's Cathy's dream? 611 00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:37,970 I read an article in Vogue recently. 612 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:39,939 No, it's ridiculous. 613 00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:41,173 No, no, come on, try me. 614 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,011 There was this photograph 615 00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:51,951 of a woman, a red dress, a corded silk hat, 616 00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:54,454 Colosseum popping out from behind her shoulder. 617 00:30:56,155 --> 00:30:57,205 It was beautiful. 618 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:03,796 That's where I'd like to go. Rome. 619 00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:06,373 It doesn't sound ridiculous at all. 620 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,468 In fact, 621 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:13,205 - I'd put money on it happening. - (CHUCKLES) 622 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:15,107 Vino, signora? 623 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:17,610 Oh, no, not for me. Thank you. 624 00:31:17,643 --> 00:31:20,145 Well, we can't leave a half drunk bottle. 625 00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:21,513 Sacrilege, that is. 626 00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:24,032 Go on, then. One more. 627 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:40,032 That's mine. 628 00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:44,570 It's nice. 629 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:45,938 It's, er... 630 00:31:45,971 --> 00:31:47,573 Well, it's silky. 631 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:49,875 I don't know what you want me to say to that. 632 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,910 (CHUCKLES) Um... 633 00:31:51,944 --> 00:31:53,078 This is my room. 634 00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:54,245 I think you'll find it's mine. 635 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,381 Oh. 636 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,349 And that's my... 637 00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:58,784 Er, sorry. 638 00:32:01,987 --> 00:32:05,224 - So why are you- - In my room? 639 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,792 Again, I wasn't aware of that. 640 00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:15,567 - I forgot my toothbrush. - (CHUCKLES) 641 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:18,070 - Well, this was- - Wasn't it? 642 00:32:19,972 --> 00:32:21,040 Meg? 643 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:25,042 What do you think of these men? 644 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:27,413 I try not to, if I'm honest. 645 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,482 Do you trust them? 646 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:32,184 Of course. 647 00:32:32,217 --> 00:32:34,286 Apart from Andrew, he's a letch. 648 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:40,192 Your father, he trusts them, though? 649 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:43,329 You know, it's very difficult to do this 650 00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:45,964 when you're partially clothed. 651 00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:48,801 (CHUCKLES) Sorry. 652 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:51,070 No, you're not. 653 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:53,105 (CHUCKLES) 654 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,908 All I know is Dad's tense at the moment. 655 00:32:55,909 --> 00:32:58,509 Something's worrying him. He's on the phone nonstop, 656 00:32:58,510 --> 00:32:59,845 holed up in his office. 657 00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:02,014 I don't know what's going on. 658 00:33:03,028 --> 00:33:07,518 Don't go rooting around in my drawers, chest. 659 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,054 Chest of drawers. 660 00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:11,390 I wouldn't dream of it. 661 00:33:21,934 --> 00:33:23,102 (DOOR CLOSES) 662 00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:27,439 Evening. 663 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,048 (SIGHS) 664 00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:38,117 I'm so sorry. 665 00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:39,251 How did it go? 666 00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:43,055 - Mm, got the promotion. - (GASPS) 667 00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:45,057 We should celebrate. 668 00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:46,959 That's what tonight was meant to be. 669 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,859 (SIGHS) 670 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:51,864 - I lost track of time. - You're drunk. 671 00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:55,134 - I've had a few glasses. - And the rest. 672 00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:57,169 Who were you with? 673 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,171 Just me. 674 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,524 I thought you were working. 675 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,175 I was. 676 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,577 - I was working. - With a bottle of wine. 677 00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:08,447 I thought you'd be pleased not to have my paperwork 678 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,249 all over the kitchen table. 679 00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:13,000 I waited for you. 680 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:17,055 - I'm sorry. - No, you're not. 681 00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:18,139 No, you're not. 682 00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:23,128 You said you didn't even want to go. 683 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:27,433 You said you hate all that hobnobbing and small talk. 684 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,968 I do. 685 00:34:30,002 --> 00:34:31,442 That's why I wanted you there. 686 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:34,106 Tonight was a big night, Cath. 687 00:34:34,107 --> 00:34:36,107 It was the biggest night of my bloody career. 688 00:34:36,108 --> 00:34:38,338 - You couldn't even be bothered. - (HICCUPS) 689 00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:40,479 Oh, hiccups. 690 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:43,148 Just go to bed, Cath. 691 00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:44,950 (HICCUPS, GROANS) 692 00:34:48,987 --> 00:34:50,067 Good night then, love. 693 00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:52,183 (CONTINUES HICCUPPING) 694 00:34:56,161 --> 00:34:58,330 Please join me in prayer. 695 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:02,267 Lord, in your mercy. 696 00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:04,803 ALL: Hear our prayer. 697 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:08,040 God of mercy. 698 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:10,375 ALL: Hear our prayer. 699 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:15,981 Lord, meet us in the silence. 700 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:18,517 ALL: Hear our prayer. 701 00:36:03,428 --> 00:36:04,796 (DRAWER CLICKS) 702 00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:42,367 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 703 00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:44,118 (CHUCKLES) 704 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:47,205 I'm sorry to disturb you. 705 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,107 You could never disturb me. 706 00:36:54,279 --> 00:36:55,480 How are you, Jen? 707 00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:59,418 Uh, pregnant. 708 00:37:00,352 --> 00:37:01,853 Oh. 709 00:37:03,155 --> 00:37:04,289 Oh! 710 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,025 Larry must be over the moon. 711 00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:09,528 Someone to play risk with finally. 712 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:11,976 I haven't told him yet. 713 00:37:12,598 --> 00:37:13,832 Why not? 714 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,902 I want him to be over the moon. 715 00:37:16,903 --> 00:37:18,169 I want to be over the moon for myself. 716 00:37:18,170 --> 00:37:19,237 I really do. 717 00:37:21,206 --> 00:37:23,909 A baby will end my career, Leonard. 718 00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:28,479 The truth will have to come out about mine and Larry's marriage. 719 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,315 It's the end of my life as I know it. 720 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,556 I can't pretend to know 721 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:40,292 the first thing about being a parent. 722 00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:43,795 But I do know a little about losing a career. 723 00:37:45,364 --> 00:37:47,933 Perhaps try and think of it 724 00:37:47,966 --> 00:37:52,537 not as what you'll lose, but what you'll gain. 725 00:37:54,539 --> 00:37:56,842 It's a gift, Jen. 726 00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:58,993 Enjoy it. 727 00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:03,115 And perhaps let Larry enjoy it, too. 728 00:38:05,217 --> 00:38:07,219 You're a wise man, Leonard Finch. 729 00:38:07,252 --> 00:38:10,255 I doubt that very much. (CHUCKLES) 730 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,891 What was this place thinking letting you go? 731 00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:34,079 The very least, we had a good... 732 00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:35,947 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 733 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,038 Blimey. 734 00:38:55,901 --> 00:38:57,135 Hi. 735 00:38:57,169 --> 00:38:58,537 Hi. 736 00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,873 Are you having fun? 737 00:39:01,874 --> 00:39:03,474 You know, it's very difficult to do this 738 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:05,811 when you're partially clothed. 739 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:08,346 - Sorry. - No, you're not. 740 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:10,015 (CHUCKLES) 741 00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:15,220 Your pool. 742 00:39:15,253 --> 00:39:19,057 Is this water chlorinated or fresh? 743 00:39:19,091 --> 00:39:21,159 This conversation is riveting. 744 00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:23,228 It's chlorinated, Alphy. 745 00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:33,038 The water in Martin's lungs. 746 00:39:34,306 --> 00:39:35,506 Good morning to you, too. 747 00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:37,197 ALPHY: What kind of water was it? 748 00:39:39,144 --> 00:39:41,213 Water's water, isn't it? 749 00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:44,149 Oh, and you need to find someone in Tanganyika. 750 00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:45,622 The British High Commission. 751 00:39:46,351 --> 00:39:48,053 About the water? 752 00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:50,088 No. About a cover up. 753 00:39:57,229 --> 00:39:58,864 Well, Christ on a bike. 754 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,566 Just the clergyman we were looking for. 755 00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:15,580 Gentlemen. 756 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:18,483 Rumour had it you'd escaped. I was quite jealous. 757 00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:20,519 May I take a look at your Bible? 758 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,620 You don't have one of your own? 759 00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:30,228 King James. 760 00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:31,329 Just like Martin's. 761 00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:34,533 You gave it to him, didn't you? 762 00:40:34,534 --> 00:40:36,400 We checked with the High Commission. 763 00:40:36,401 --> 00:40:39,271 Three unexplained drownings in Tanganyika. 764 00:40:39,304 --> 00:40:41,273 None for over a month now. 765 00:40:41,306 --> 00:40:43,008 Not since you've been back. 766 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:45,043 And Martin dead. 767 00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:47,245 With chlorinated water in his lungs 768 00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:49,147 from the pool in this house. 769 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:53,985 Hey, John! 770 00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:01,259 (GRUNTS) 771 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:08,015 (GRUNTS) 772 00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:14,154 You killed him. 773 00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,042 I baptised him. 774 00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:19,377 I cleansed his lost soul. 775 00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:21,446 No, 776 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:22,948 you killed him, John. 777 00:41:22,949 --> 00:41:25,516 You killed Martin just like you killed the others! 778 00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:28,053 He wanted to find a new home with the Lord! 779 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:32,457 And Andrew, Jerry, they all turned their backs on him. 780 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,259 I didn't turn my back. 781 00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:38,129 I tried to help him see the light. 782 00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:45,070 I knew the moment I saw him 783 00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:48,406 that with a baptism, I could save him. 784 00:41:50,408 --> 00:41:55,180 If he'd just let me help him, 785 00:41:55,213 --> 00:41:56,982 he would have seen God's light. 786 00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:05,090 But he ran. 787 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:12,564 You will never know what it's like, Alphy. 788 00:42:14,466 --> 00:42:17,035 To see God's light. 789 00:42:24,476 --> 00:42:28,380 John Planer, I'm arresting you for the murder of Martin Mallon. 790 00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:36,321 Secondary drowning. 791 00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:38,189 Bloody knew it. 792 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,992 Another star turn by Sergeant Peters. 793 00:42:41,026 --> 00:42:42,961 And Mrs Peters? 794 00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:44,930 We did it together. We always do. 795 00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:50,268 Er, there's something else we've done together 796 00:42:50,302 --> 00:42:52,203 that I need to talk to you about. 797 00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:54,239 - Me and you? - Yes. 798 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:55,306 Gardening. Those maoris 799 00:42:55,307 --> 00:42:57,041 we planted haven't come up already, have they? 800 00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:58,243 - No. - The carrots? 801 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:01,479 - No. - Never the corn. 802 00:43:01,513 --> 00:43:02,781 (SIGHS) 803 00:43:07,352 --> 00:43:10,989 A baby. A baby's come up, Larry. 804 00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:13,024 A baby? 805 00:43:17,195 --> 00:43:18,363 A baby. 806 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,233 - In there. - Yes. 807 00:43:22,793 --> 00:43:25,436 - How did that happen? - Well, 808 00:43:25,437 --> 00:43:27,938 I would do a reenactment for you, but we're at work. 809 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,775 Our baby. My baby. 810 00:43:32,077 --> 00:43:34,045 You happy? 811 00:43:34,046 --> 00:43:36,213 I know there's a lot of things we have to talk about. I'm... 812 00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:37,816 Happy. 813 00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:46,257 I love you. 814 00:43:49,894 --> 00:43:50,944 And you. 815 00:44:00,205 --> 00:44:01,473 We're having a baby. 816 00:44:18,023 --> 00:44:19,224 She's having a baby. 817 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,526 Well, yeah, clearly. 818 00:44:21,559 --> 00:44:23,094 Larry didn't know. 819 00:44:23,128 --> 00:44:25,163 What, "nothing gets past me" Larry? 820 00:44:25,196 --> 00:44:26,398 I've got a new job. 821 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,216 I've been promoted. 822 00:44:29,768 --> 00:44:31,536 Well, that's fantastic. 823 00:44:31,569 --> 00:44:33,405 Chief Inspector. 824 00:44:34,572 --> 00:44:35,874 Bloody hell. 825 00:44:36,608 --> 00:44:38,243 (LAUGHS) 826 00:44:38,276 --> 00:44:39,416 Why didn't you tell me? 827 00:44:40,945 --> 00:44:42,385 Because it means less of this. 828 00:44:45,984 --> 00:44:47,285 Less of us. 829 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:49,220 Oh. 830 00:44:50,422 --> 00:44:52,652 (CHUCKLES) Well, maybe that's a good thing. 831 00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:55,075 Maybe. 832 00:44:56,628 --> 00:44:58,029 No distractions, yeah? 833 00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:08,840 - Chief Inspector. - Can you believe it? 834 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:22,353 Sorry. Sorry. 835 00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:23,955 No, it's fine. 836 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,294 Bad day? 837 00:45:31,463 --> 00:45:35,934 It's just that little boy growing up without a father. 838 00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:37,347 And there's nothing I can do. 839 00:45:39,504 --> 00:45:41,072 You're doing so much, Leonard. 840 00:45:41,106 --> 00:45:43,041 It's not enough, though, is it? 841 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:44,375 Of course it is. 842 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,478 - Of course it's enough. - (DOOR BUZZES) 843 00:45:47,345 --> 00:45:48,413 Look. 844 00:45:50,014 --> 00:45:51,449 Sorry. 845 00:45:57,455 --> 00:46:00,358 I feel I owe you an apology. 846 00:46:04,229 --> 00:46:06,931 Tell Mrs C. I'll by tomorrow for the casserole. 847 00:46:08,066 --> 00:46:10,034 - My Lord. - Mr Finch. 848 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:19,583 You were apologising? 849 00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:21,346 I was. 850 00:46:23,581 --> 00:46:26,117 My invitation didn't get lost in the post, did it? 851 00:46:27,452 --> 00:46:28,820 You didn't want me there. 852 00:46:30,255 --> 00:46:32,090 I mean, 853 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:35,126 I don't see how that has any relevance, 854 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,028 given the gravity of the situation. 855 00:46:37,061 --> 00:46:38,530 No, it has every relevance. 856 00:46:38,531 --> 00:46:42,132 You'd rather be in the company of men, 857 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:43,835 supposed men of God, who... 858 00:46:43,836 --> 00:46:46,837 who turn their back on the vulnerable, 859 00:46:46,838 --> 00:46:48,840 who exploit them, and why? 860 00:46:51,543 --> 00:46:53,173 Because of the colour of my skin. 861 00:46:53,178 --> 00:46:56,147 It has nothing to do with the colour of your skin 862 00:46:56,181 --> 00:46:58,550 and everything to do with my daughter. 863 00:46:59,918 --> 00:47:01,319 I made a mistake. 864 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,021 Are you really gonna punish me for the rest of my career? 865 00:47:04,022 --> 00:47:05,772 It sets a terrible example, Alphy. 866 00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:08,708 (LAUGHS) And the other men don't? 867 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:12,197 Where were your checks and balances, John? 868 00:47:12,230 --> 00:47:13,932 John killed people. 869 00:47:13,965 --> 00:47:17,135 I didn't know that. I should have been more robust 870 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:19,804 in investigating who this man was. 871 00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:23,074 He was a rotten apple. 872 00:47:23,107 --> 00:47:25,910 We need more good men. 873 00:47:25,944 --> 00:47:27,212 We do. 874 00:47:27,245 --> 00:47:29,881 - What about Leonard? - Mr Finch? 875 00:47:31,249 --> 00:47:32,550 He could come back. 876 00:47:32,584 --> 00:47:35,053 Not as a priest, maybe, but as a lay preacher. 877 00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:36,554 He's a homosexual, Alphy. 878 00:47:36,555 --> 00:47:39,623 But I'm certain I don't have to remind you 879 00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:43,528 that it's not only unlawful, it's sinful in the house of God. 880 00:47:43,561 --> 00:47:48,566 What, like John? Like Andrew using church funds? 881 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:52,904 Like, like Jerry? Weak, pathetic, Jerry? 882 00:47:52,937 --> 00:47:54,339 No, you talk about rots. 883 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,809 You haven't got the faintest clue. 884 00:47:57,842 --> 00:48:00,945 I don't accept that. 885 00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:05,016 This isn't about faith, ministry, or even God. 886 00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:09,120 No, this is about prejudice. 887 00:48:09,121 --> 00:48:13,090 The whole thing, you, the church, it's flawed. 888 00:48:13,091 --> 00:48:14,492 Of course it is. 889 00:48:17,262 --> 00:48:18,496 It's full of people. 890 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:22,934 Humans. Humans are flawed. 891 00:48:22,967 --> 00:48:26,037 That's why we come, 892 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:28,406 to change, to repent. 893 00:48:28,407 --> 00:48:31,108 The difference is, though, the difference 894 00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:34,812 you're not getting Bishop, is that you 895 00:48:34,813 --> 00:48:37,014 and all those other men, they get the right to be flawed. 896 00:48:37,015 --> 00:48:38,983 They get the right to fail. 897 00:48:38,984 --> 00:48:41,618 Something you've never afforded Leonard 898 00:48:41,619 --> 00:48:44,122 and certainly never afforded me. 899 00:48:47,525 --> 00:48:48,893 You can see yourself out. 900 00:49:00,538 --> 00:49:01,973 (DOOR CLOSES) 901 00:49:02,006 --> 00:49:03,107 (SIGHS) 902 00:49:03,157 --> 00:49:07,707 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0